I'm over my muppet look. Thank goodness because today I'm grumpy and there's only room for one grumpy muppet and Oscar has that covered.
Here's the list (and it's only 10:15 am):
I'm sick of people using our bathroom as a dumping ground. The occasional dropping the kids off at the pool is fine; everyone has an unfortunately timed crap. Every damn day is ridiculous. I'm sick of smelling it.
If I go out of my way to do something for you and provide the result in a timely manner, don't come back and ask me for more. I gave you the document in the only way that I could--with a watermark and as a secure PDF. If you don't like it, too bad. If I gave it to in any other way, we'd both be breaking copyright law so shut up.
Don't drink my drinks out of the refrigerator without asking me. I wouldn't deny your request to bum a green tea but now that I know you steal, I'm pissed off. You telling me I can have some of your drinks really doesn't make up for the fact that you stole mine.
Updated 2:02pm:
Talking loudly on your cell phone only makes you sound like an idiot and, frankly, a shrew--your poor husband. You don't conduct work-related calls in this loud manner so why do you use your cell phone like a megaphone?
I hear you on the drink stealing. My boss and I have been working at an office that has a small kitchen. We are only there 3 days/week, but when we get there, we have already worked off our breakfast and so she and I have separately stocked the cupboards with granola-type bars and every time we go there, our supplies have dwindled, to the point that we started hiding our stash. I have no clue who is eating them, but I wish they would quit helping themselves!
Posted by: Liz at August 29, 2007 11:08 PMThat's just wrong that people in an office share don't respect other tenants. Maybe they just figured it was the breakfast bar fairy stopping by.
Posted by: Frog at August 31, 2007 8:54 AM