One night we left Jillian’s and really had no idea how to get back to the hotel. I was driving one of the mini-vans because, believe it or not, I was sober. We were so lost that we stopped and asked a cabbie in the middle of the street. We ended up paying him since he gave us such good directions–yes, we handed money out of our mini-van into the cab. Whatever, we got back to the hotel.

While we were driving around aimlessly, we went through Southie and saw some of the sights from Good Will Hunting. Everyone, but me, pointed out the landmarks. Then they talked about Matt Damon’s teeth. The man has nearly perfect teeth. Seriously, check him out.

Since that time, I frequently mention how perfect Matt Damon’s teeth are. So, somehow all of this story relates to this video. I have to say I’m not a huge Sarah Silverman fan but she gets extra gold stars for this:

*** I should tell you about my after-hours visit to a potato chip factory at some point–a training job definitely has perks.