Item One: My right wrist hurts because of all the work I did yesterday with the rolling pin. What was I cooking up in my kitchen? A new floor. Yep, almost all of the peel and stick wonder tile are on the kitchen floor. And, naturally, the tool to use is a rolling pin to smooth out tiles. It is a kitchen floor, after all.
Item Two: A couple started or finished an argument when they sat down behind us in the restaurant last night. Unfortunately, the better-half couldn’t get the “richard cory”. Richard Cory? What’s the story, Richard Cory.
Item Three: The total lack of other customers last night at Kroger. It was 9pm but what else do people have to do at on a Saturday night?
Item Four: At about 9:30 last night, while we were watching teevee, we could hear someone on a loudspeaker say, “If you can hear me, make the dog bark again”. Repeat twice and you’ll be as confused as we were.