Category Archives: General Spleen Venting

Tired of cleaning up

You should know cleaning out the litter box is the 3rd thing I do every weekday morning. This step in my morning process comes shortly after 6am. It’s good to start off everyday with something gross, don’t you think? This … Continue reading

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Too polite?

As you know, I can be a smart-mouthed jerk. Usually I keep my manners in mind and I really try hard to be as pleasant as possible when I’m at work or in public. Really. Sometimes I’m not successful and … Continue reading

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On The Way Home

Here’s a diagram so you know what I’m talking about. It’s not drawn to scale, but it does look a lot like a wine bottle, don’t you think? There’s a stretch of road that sort of guides you into one … Continue reading

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Why We Can’t Have Anything Nice

Simon just entered my office and started to hack while standing on my treadmill. The treadmill has been thrown up on multiple times so I pushed him off of it. He took it out to the hallway and spewed like … Continue reading

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Am I supposed to post something here?

Well, things have been busy. Mostly the only thing I have been able to think about posting is a rant. My rant isn’t very well formed but here it is anyway: Have you ever noticed how GD tone deaf some … Continue reading

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In which I threaten to drink a big bottle of bourbon

I ran errands this morning beginning with the post office. Normally, if I have to interact with postal people I go to a tiny post office way out of my way because the post woman is professional, fun and quick. … Continue reading

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Annoyed

The other day someone called me and started off the conversation with “I know you know all the good places to eat in Richmond” and then the conversation ended with think up some restaurants in this specific area of Richmond … Continue reading

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Baby, it’s cold outside

We woke up this morning without electricity. We have no idea why not, but we assume it’s because the power company can’t handle the demand at 6am in 16 degree weather. Yeah, because they are a power company and demand … Continue reading

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Just a pack of idiots

I interviewed with a college on 7/13/12. I received an email last night telling me I hadn’t been selected for the job. No shit. After six months of hearing nothing else from them, I figured that out myself.

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90 percent of everything is crap

In 2004 we bought all new appliances before we moved into this house (Jan ’05). Those appliances were the dishwasher, microwave, stove, refrigerator, washer and dryer. We have had the following repaired: dishwasher, refrigerator and now the stove. The upper … Continue reading

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