I found something worse

I found something worse than waiting around the screw aisle at Home Depot while the better-half paws through the bins. Going to the Ashland hardware store so we could paw around the brass plumbing connector display. Three trips in one afternoon.

We arrived at the MIL’s with the new dishwasher at 12:30pm. We left there at 5:30pm. Remember that I mentioned the plumbing was jack-legged in the other entry about this damned dishwasher? What should have taken a half hour expanded into the whole afternoon.

We’re both tired and ready to pop open a cold one. I just need to stop at the store on the way home to acquire the cold one (or two or three).

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Damn Dirty Dishes

This is the story of why no deed goes unpunished.

Two weeks ago the MIL’s dishwasher stopped working. Luckily, it didn’t explode and flood her kitchen. That is about the only good thing to come out of this ordeal. The better-half took her to a doctor’s appointment shortly thereafter and on their way home they planned to stop at Sears to order up a dishwasher. A huge storm hit and the power was knocked out. So much for that idea.

Last Saturday, the better-half went to Sears and ordered one up by himself (there are only so many features available in a certain price range–and really who cares as long as the plates come out clean). The sales person assured him the machine would be at that location on Thursday.

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To the Yard

Last night I was grooving in one of the porch chairs and the better-half asked me if my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Well, if there were boys anywhere near us, I’m sure they’d come running but that’s not really the point of this post. The point of this post is either I’ve been hiding out in a spider hole or there really doesn’t seem to be a HOT SUMMER POP HIT yet. Am I missing something?

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Party Like it is 1999

I read an article in the NYTimes this morning about Martha Stewart (you have to have a membership to read it). And I paused at this paragraph:

Martha Stewart is everywhere, it seems. At what might seem to be the worst of times for her – the rapidly disappearing interlude between her March 5 conviction on federal criminal charges and her sentencing tomorrow – she is looking more like a carefree socialite than a woman on the edge of incarceration.

If I thought for a minute that I was about to go to the Big House for any amount of time, I’d be out there shaking my groove thing too. Hello, she could be locked up for months. Why shouldn’t she live it up until the gate slams shut behind her?

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A Long Day Yesterday

Yesterday morning I had to wake up in the early part of the 5 o’clock hour so that I could leave around 5:45 to meet my boss at the commuter lot in Lee Hall. Let me tell you that is just plain crazy early and I didn’t like it one bit. Not surprising the trip to the interstate had me seeing exactly no cars.

We picked up a co-worker in Newport News and made our way to Portsmouth. Portsmouth, for those of you not familiar with Virginia, is down in the Tidewater area which means it is very close to the Atlantic ocean. The thing is you can’t actually see the ocean from Portsmouth but there is lots and lots of water in the area. There are actually shipyards where they build massive ships and, of course, the military has a large presence in the area. Unfortunately, Portsmouth also suffers from poverty, crime and more than a fair share of rundown buildings.

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When It Is Easy

Last night, while we were sitting on our blanket listening to the Shawn Colvin/Cowboy Junkies concert at Wolf Trap, I thought about how easy everything felt. Do you ever get that feeling where everything has converged nicely and you just aren’t bothered? Not by the heat, not by the mass of people, not by the case of “man, I’m old” that is brought on by the girl sitting one blanket over who has no idea what’s so funny about a Freebird joke? I had that feeling last night. I liked it just fine.

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Moths

On Friday, while entering the post office, I saw a pink moth on the stairs. I’ve never seen one of those before and I don’t have any idea what kind of moth it was. My insect guide book doesn’t offer many clues. It was one of the prettiest moths I’ve ever seen.

Yesterday, the better-half and I found a very cool moth on our front sidewalk. I came across it again this morning. It was probably dead yesterday too. Even in death, it is still pretty amazing.

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Big Plans for the Weekend

On Monday if you took a peek at my calendar for the weekend, you would’ve told me to get a life. Today you may wonder how come I’m so busy.

Lots of extraordinary things are happening this weekend but the one that I’m currently most excited about is the fact that I’m getting my haircut on Saturday. Ever get to that point of having to get your haircut or you’ll grab the Flowbee and take care of it yourself (who even knew those things were still available)? I seriously could have hacked off my hair today with nail clippers but decided that one more day wasn’t that long to wait.

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We’re going for free

My friend C. just won 4 free tickets to the Mary Chapin Carpenter show tomorrow night. She’s taking us. We’re going for free. We’re going for free.

Using my third eye, I can see that we’ll be springing for a pint afterwards at Penny Lane Pub.

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Subversive, I Like It

No matter your feelings on the “rightness” of descrambling DVDs, you have to love the subversive mockery of this website.

My favorite part is this: ” A dramatic reading of the file css_descramble.c, read by Xader Vartec. This is a 3.5Mbyte MP3 file; it runs 7 minutes and 20 seconds.”

My second favorite part is this: “This is not the source code; it’s a picture of the source code.”

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