Incompetence

If there is one thing I can’t stand is me having to tell other people how to do their jobs…I had to complete paperwork yesterday for the contract job with the contracting company. I had my passport which the US GOVT gave me as proof of citizenship. Oh no, you need your social security card too. If you actually read the I-9 form then you’d see that no, all I needed was one item from column A…the passport. Even though I had it with me there was no copier in the Richmond office. Technically, it is my understanding that the employer must make a copy by his own hand so that it is “legitimate” and not some forgery I had my buddy do. Of course, I only worked in HR for 5 years and for half of those years as an admin in the hiring of employees. What do I know?

So now, when I ask how I can get onto the contractor’s website to process my timesheet I’m told I have incomplete documentation and when I get that done they’ll still take a week to get me access. It was all I could do to say I had my documentation but A)You are too dumb to read the I-9 and understand it and B)You have no copier in the office so it didn’t matter what I brought with me you couldn’t copy it.

Remind me again why I keep working for these people?

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Oh How I’ve Missed

I’ve really missed my fast computer at the office over the past two days. The laptop I’m using at the contract job is slow. I, of course, once thought the laptop was pretty good because it is faster than the machine at home and faster than the other machine I used while on contract before. Now I’m spoiled.

I have, unfortunately, run into the numbering bug in MS Word again. I had happily pushed it out of my mind but now that I’m back working on documents that need numbering the agony has come back. No, Redmond, it isn’t me. It is your crappy code. How hard can it be to put out a patch on numbering? Don’t make me come over there.

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I’m a Total Geek

After finding out about Eric Joyner from reading The Sneeze, I ordered up RoboKong. RoboKong went to the framer a week before Christmas and is due back tomorrow. I’m so freaking excited about getting the art back that I can hardly stand it. I think the frame and artwork are going to work together in perfect harmony. It is going to rock.

Anyway, I got home today and checked hotmail and Eric Joyner had written me a note! About the work that The Sneeze dude has been talking about! And I got to see a jpg of the work! It too is great fun. You should check out his work.

So, I’m a geek because I’m so thrilled about getting the email. Equally thrilling is getting a comment from the fabulous In My Kitchen.

Whooohooo. It makes the icky feeling I have about the THRASHED driveway a little easier to take.

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800 Numbers

Here’s the scenario: our health insurance company switched from one RX company to their own RX division to handle prescriptions. This is all well and good. I called on Friday to refill my order and got someone who clearly needed to go through training again. I specifically ended the call with a repeat of exactly what I needed–name of drug and dose–because the person on the other end of the line was so out of it.

Guess what happened and, no, you don’t even have to think about it. The company left a message on the home machine this afternoon asking me to call in again about the order. After a good 30 minutes on hold the very professional (I mean that sincerely) customer service rep asked me to confirm the dose.

Here are my complaints:
if on the first day of providing the new service you can’t get someone trained and ready to go then don’t put that person on the phones.
if I’m on hold for 30 minutes program your phone system to get my name and number and call ME back.

And, on a completely different subject but one that is pissing me off (yes, I’m hormonal)–we agreed to let our next-door neighbor use our driveway for some equipment to come in and rip out part of his backyard so he can put up a garage. Today I got home and the driveway is THRASHED. Of course it is dark so I can’t really see the damage but I can tell that it is THRASHED. Also, he has a 2 car garage attached to his house…how much more garage do you really need? GRRR.

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Concern?

Is anyone else concerned about where the new Dawn power dish brush thing has been or may go?

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Truths

When you start up your saw at 7:30am you are a jackass. Actually you are a cheap jackass because I can hear that you need a new blade–go buy one.

When you post a comment or two and you are rude you get banned. But, today is your lucky day because you also get mocked…”this ux….its sooooo stupid!” If you are going to slam the site at least learn how to spell.

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Just Not Right

It just isn’t right that it is January 3rd and I have doors and windows flung wide letting the breeze flow freely through the house. I should be complaining that it isn’t warm enough even with the furnace running.

It just isn’t right that it is going to be 70 today and 73 tomorrow here in the Richmond area.

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Mixed Thoughts

Did anyone else see the news blurb on the Today show about Mad Cow? The clip showed Dubya walking in a corral and then a random cow splattered in mud. The cow walked unsteadily on muddy ground and then fell over on its side with a thud. At first I thought couldn’t someone have edited that shot better because it was sad seeing that cow flop over on its side but also because it was unclear if the cow and Dubya were even in the same corral. Then I thought about it and wondered if the editor actually meant to juxtapose those two images as a metaphor.

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Hello 2004

You would think on such a big day that I’d have something to say. Something about a fresh new slate, resolutions, hope for peace, blah, blah, blah (maybe gawker was right).

Unfortunately, I have not a thing in my head other than the thought that I’ve gone a whole day without Chex Mix and I’m feeling a little woozy.

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Ha-Ha-Happy New Year!

May your 2004
Be More
May your 2004
Thrill you to the core

May your 2004 be filled with better poetry than this.

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