The Happy Dance Anyway

I made salted caramels this morning and finished just as the propane company came to add a smidgen more propane to the tank. It’s a good thing the caramels were cooling because if I lost the heat on the stove at the wrong moment someone was going to get hurt (the delivery person turns off the supply line when refilling the tank).

Our propane tank is small and we only use it to run the stove top, but that doesn’t stop our propane company from delivering or at least checking on us every time they are out in the area loading someone’s huge submarine-shaped tank. I predict we could use two deliveries a year, but that’s not up to me. He ended up checking the tank and leaving within about a minute. He shouldn’t have turned off the truck.

Where was I?

It’s been a long time since I made caramel. Maybe I’ve made sauce or butterscotch recently, if recently means in the last 10 years. I like candy. It never occurs to me to make it. Seriously, those two summers of making candy every day cured me.

As I was standing around waiting for 300+ degrees to register on the thermometer, I looked down at my right foot and admired the scar from a bad candy apple situation in the summer of 1987 or 1988. My partner and I were lifting a huge kettle to pour the mixture so we could dip apples. A bit dribbled out onto my foot. Thank god I wasn’t wearing a sock or I’d still be picking pieces of fabric and candy apple goo out of my skin. After that injury the socks with shoes rule was put into effect–I didn’t even go get first aid. Just cleaned up my foot and put a large band aid on it. It hurt like crap for a few days, but I lived.

Back to the story at hand. The caramel went slowly up to 310 degrees and oddly I didn’t have to wipe down the sides of the pot. That’s a lucky break. When I poured the milk/butter/salt/vanilla mixture into the sugar pan, there was one moment when I was seriously worried about boil over and how I’d be hating life all afternoon trying to pry that crap off the stove. Luckily, no worries.

Caramel cooling (with sea salt already applied):

By the way, I didn’t buy a fancy box of sea salt. I bought the grocery store brand–shocking, I know!

As I was letting the caramel cool, I realized it wasn’t really firming up. I think, perhaps, I didn’t take it to a high enough temperature. I guess it’s time for a new thermometer. I stuck the caramel into the refrigerator to see if that would help. It did not.

Sorry for the blur. The camera and caramel were downstairs. The tripod upstairs. One hand trying to focus and snap a picture. The other hand working the spoon. Third hand on vacation.

The taste is pretty freaking awesome. I’m not going to throw the batch out, but will put it into a jar for some other use. There are probably five pieces that turned out OK…I suppose those are from the very center of the pan and got the hottest.

I’ll try again and scout out other recipes to compare. And, the next time I go to the store, I’ll be getting another thermometer.

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When Hell Froze Over or Things Done Out of Love

I made chocolate fudge today. This is a notable event because I probably said at some point in 1989 that I’d never make fudge again. You see, I worked at an amusement park as a candy maker for two summers. I made table after table of fudge. By table I mean chilled aluminum tables like a cadaver might lie on.

Like the stiff, I thought my fudge making days were over. But last night I was telling the better-half that I was going to make salted caramels soon. He asked if I’d make him some fudge. I suggested rocky road because if I have to eat fudge that’s the fudge I want to eat. He said, “Nope. Plain chocolate fudge, please.”

I present plain chocolate fudge:

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Simon is a dog

As you may remember we’re trying to reduce the number of cats in the backyard. We have an appointment later this week to, hopefully, trap a female who is in heat and have the SPCA take care of her lady bits. She’ll be released back in our custody, but at least she won’t be making a bunch of babies.

I have no idea what suitors she has when she’s not in the backyard, but Simon thinks she’s the most beautiful cat he’s ever seen. Simon was neutered in a similar catch and release program before we ever met him. He’s one of the few feline males who hasn’t lost that lovin’ feeling even though he lost the parts to close the deal.

Today I saw him wooing the female and he looked like he was trying to start a motorcycle. Perhaps he hoped that back foot would pump up that which is missing. I really have no idea, but he’s been dying to go back outside. Yeah, buddy, you are staying in for the next few days. All the more reason for Lucy to keep her appointment at the vet next week. I could not handle those shenanigans in the house.

If the weather would just be cold, as in IT IS WINTERTIME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, the cat wouldn’t be confused about it being spring (along with nearly every spring blooming bulb in the yard) and stay out of heat until March. But no. It’s 65 degrees today.


Updated 1/25: We caught a female in the humane trap. Not the one we were hoping for who was busy having a go-around with the freaky one-eyed cat, but a female! We’re actually keeping an appointment at the SPCA for spaying. Outstanding. Now, we have to catch another one next week.

Yes, a one-eyed cat. It is like a freaking cat soap opera around here.

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Celebrating Today

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Wherein I feel smug

While we were in Puerto Rico, we went to the grocery store with our friend to stock up on supplies. While she was fretting over her choice of wine (she’s very specific on what she’ll drink and a little picky), I wandered further down the aisle and found the fruit syrups. I’ve never done Bo Diddley with a fruit syrup except the stuff leftover after opening a can of mandarin oranges. But, I felt compelled to buy the pineapple syrup.

My friend could barely let it go about me buying it. She couldn’t quite believe me when I said I was going to experiment. Perhaps mix it with club soda and rum to have a semi-pina colada? I told her I didn’t know but would figure something out.

Today I was making sweet and sour sauce for Chinese New Year. Guess what’s in that sauce? Turned out pretty well and I think it will taste even better by Sunday when we break it out to go with some salty food.

It’s also pretty decent as a splash in club soda (no rum–it’s only 1:30, people).


Yes, I told her that I had used the syrup. She wanted to know if I could deliver some sauce to her STAT.

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Snorkel Trip

As promised, here are some pictures from the snorkel trip. The water was murky–a storm had been through a few days ahead–and the cameras didn’t really capture what we’d hoped. There were very few fish at the little island so we saw a bunch of grass and coral. The deeper reef had plenty of fish, but the cameras didn’t capture the vibrancy. When another boat fired up its engines to leave, the turbulence pretty well killed the underwater view.

We went out on the Fun Cat:

The view from Isla Palominos:

We saw some folks kite sailing:

Coral with a fish:

Neat:

On the second part of our snorkeling trip (the deeper water reef), I saw a ray swim by. That was pretty damn cool.

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Pry the internet from my cold dead hands

PROTECT IP / SOPA Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

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I’m not a total pill

The vacation was pretty great. We went snorkeling on Sunday and the crew and captain were professional and fun. That’s a big plus when you are trusting people to not dump you on a little island and hijack your pants as they head back to port.

I’ll have to add some pictures of the snorkeling site (little palomino island and a place off the coast of an island I can’t name–private hotel/beach, free water). I liked the snorkeling trip, but it seems to me the snorkeling was better in the Bahamas. The fish and coral were more vibrant, but if I could go on the trip again this coming weekend, I would.

Until I can get the underwater pictures back from CVS, here are some land shots.

The beach across the street from our condo:

View of the mountains:

El Morro in old San Juan:

I photobombed the better-half’s picture:

There was a huge festival going on in Old San Juan when we were there on Saturday:

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Starting to smell

Do you know the phrase that guests and fish start to smell after three days?

As sad as it is that today is the last day of vacation and as sad as it is that most of today means airports, I am glad to go home.

I’m done with togetherness.

Yesterday we went snorkeling and at some point the better-half and I walked to the other side of the little island just so we could have a few minutes to ourselves. We like our friend, but it is time for us to separate.

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Livin’ la vida loca

So, yeah, things are good. Warm, humid and breezy weather. Snorkeling on tap this weekend.

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