Killing Me Softly With His Car

Calling All Cars, Calling All Cars
Grandpa and Grandma are headed east on Interstate 64 towards the Tidewater area and they are considered dangerous. They are driving a green mini-van recklessly.

Seriously, Grandpa was in the AIRPORT ONLY lane (clearly marked for miles and miles but people are so damn dumb they stay in that lane until, like, oh my god, this lane is for the airport and then they careen out into the middle lane) speeding along and then got into the lane right behind me. I couldn’t see the grille of his car because he was so close to me, traveling faster than I was and he just missed my bumper as he hauled ass over into the fast lane which, no surprise, is where he should have been in the first place. Perhaps he and granny were late for their double funeral. Because they are seriously not going to live much longer driving like that.


I am on a committee at work where we have to watch 5 web-conferencing software vendors present their wares and then we decide which company gets our business. We’re looking at it from a distance learning perspective so you can hold a class and people from all over can join the class. In yesterday’s presentation the presenter was in Canada and we had people online from our Qatar location. Everything about that presentation was great. There was no real sense of delay in video or audio. I was impressed. Today’s presenters were Frick and Frack and I have no idea if their software is worthwhile because their presentation was so horrible. I was pleased to fill out my evaluation sheets on both. One to praise and one to flame.

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He sold me junk and conversation

Man, is it just me or does it seem like every day is just a repeat of the day before? I’m in a rut. I listened to the Indigo Girls for hours this morning at work because they can usually break me out of any funk I may be in. It certainly helped but what I really need is a snow day.

Seriously, I don’t think it’s funny that I work for an organization that gives snow days and then it doesn’t snow. There’s not even any real amount of snow on the horizon. In addition to crocus popping up, we now have daffodils breaking through the mulch and I’ve seen more than one maple that looks ready to pop. Just a little bit of winter, please.

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Ooops, We Did It Again

Last night we ate sushi at Nara and then went to the Out of the Blue Radio Revue live broadcast with the Richmond Symphony. We went two years ago and had a great time. This year was just as wonderful. Susan Greenbaum performed with her band and Sheryl Warner and the Southside Homewreckers also joined Page Wilson and his band, Reckless Abandon, on stage. The Symphony wasn’t too shabby either.

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Wild and Crazy Saturday Morning

A hawk just lifted off from the skinny poplar tree outside my window. I guess I startled him when I sat down at the desk. I was up and out of the chair because I was watching a squirrel chase a crow away from the bird feeder.

I’ve mentioned that we get all kinds of traffic at the bird feeder but today was the first time I’ve ever watched one of the squirrels get territorial. The crow took a hint and moved off. Perhaps the hawk was waiting for the bird feeder scuffle to get a little out of hand so it could swoop in for some tasty treats.

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The Little Engine That Could

I really started rooting for the little red truck.

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Statute of Limitations

I went to a meeting last night for prospective students interested in the Master’s in Education program. The program has three tracks and two of them are interesting to me: human resource development (with my background in training and actual HR experience that seems natural) and adult literacy. The unfortunate thing is that I’ll have to really want to go back to school in order to even make it through the admission process. I’ll have to beg, borrow and steal basically. I joked that the better-half should start hacking away at my undergraduate school’s student records office to change some grades on my transcript.

I have two excuses why my undergraduate grades are so bad (and they are bad enough not to meet the provisional admission policy). The first one is that I screwed around and didn’t focus enough. The other, and much more important one, is that I spent my four years learning how to be a person. I remember being asked once what happened to that person who went away to school because I wasn’t the same one my parents sent off. Ye gads that was a good thing. Which is all well and good but I think it is horrible that I still have to pay for decisions and actions I made over 16 years ago, when, as I’ve said, I was a totally different person. I guess it is really only fair that I’m still paying for decisions since I’m sure there are people still paying on their student loans. Or, is there a statute of limitations on that? I didn’t have student loans thanks to my grandmother.

I may discuss this further with the two professors who team-teach my class and see what I can realistically do. I just hate that my decision to go or not go back to school has, at least on paper, been made for me.

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The Year of the Dog

Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year. We’re entertaining The Niece and her parents. Last night when I asked my sister if there was anything special she wanted for dinner, she half-joked that we should celebrate the Chinese New Year. You know, the cultural aspect for The Niece. Know what’s busy this time of year? The big Asian supermarket. Luckily, we were in a “get the goods, get out of there” mode or The Niece may have ended up with a chicken foot. I’m sure it would have looked lovely in her room.

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Philosophy is a walk on slippery rocks

The posts, they’ve been lame and infrequent, an ass-load of reading for class will do that, I guess. I remember that I never really liked doing homework for a reason. It cuts into the lazy portion of the day. At least when I was in college, my job was to do school work. Now, not so much. I got home yesterday and thought I’d breeze through the last required chapter for tomorrow’s class. I was almost finished but then the better-half got home. We made dinner. He suggested wine. We ate dinner and drank the wine and then it was 9pm. I said can’t work on school work and promptly snoozed in the chair in front of the TV. I got up and went to bed.

Today, I got home and finished my assignment. I know what you are thinking. This is only the second week of class. True. I’m sure I’ll get into a rhythm. Speaking of rhythms it took me 4 different attempts at spelling rhythm. I’m a very good speller but some words, especially ones with too many consonants, just flummox me sometimes.

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Zieg Heil to the president gasman

Today we’re having a special election for the 97th District House seat. So far today we’ve had FOUR phone calls about the election. That’s FOUR in one day. Yesterday we had 2 calls. I can’t even tell you how much junk we’ve received in the mail in the past month about this election. Thankfully the polls close in two hours. Last week I told one candidate’s lackey that he’d get both of our votes. We received a call over the weekend from that same candidate asking us about our votes. Did I stutter? I said you’d get both of our votes.

I was the 21st voter this morning at my voting place. The better-half was 85th. We got to vote with something other than the huge old, old, old voting booths but I was not particularly thrilled that I had to walk my ballot across the room to put it in the electronic counter. The ballot had one item on it so anyone could have easily been able to tell how I cast my vote. It is especially irritating since I guarantee that everyone in the voting place was Republican–they are thick around here. It is only because they’ll go to jail or some such that they didn’t coach me on how to vote.

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Breaking News


This piece from Yahoo! News just really makes me roll my eyes and exclaim with as much apathy as possible, “who cares”. Of course, I’m aware that by even drawing attention to it means I’m not that apathetic about it. Whatever.

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