She Could See The Sun

Sunday morning at 5:30 The Niece called our names. She was standing right next to the bed peering through the darkness. She said she could see the sun. The better-half picked her up and put her in the bed with us. I told her she needed to snuggle up with us which she did for about 15 seconds.

I’m a master at bugging the better-half in the morning when I want to get up and he wants to sleep. We’ve mostly called a truce and he gets to sleep until 9ish on the weekends. The Niece made me proud with her bugging. She does the same things I do–touch his face, touch his nose, touch his ear, touch his neck.

It wasn’t until she sat on my bladder that I decided I needed to get up. By 7:30 she was finished with breakfast and watching Blue’s Clues. We sat at the kitchen table with our heads on the table.

When I got done with my shower the better-half was lying on the couch under the blanket and The Niece was sitting on his chest. It was really cute. I sat down at the end of the couch and the better-half curled up. The Niece sat on my lap and we watched Blue’s Clues together. The better-half started snoring.

We later found out The Niece took a long nap on Sunday. We weren’t the only ones who were tired.

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Mostly Because I’m Evil

Last night my sister called to confirm the time for dropping off The Niece for her sleepover. I calmly said “what drop-off time”. There was a gaping hole of silence on the other end of the line. Then I laughed maniacally and said “kidding”. The better-half shouted out “Sucker”.

The Niece is due here in 10 minutes. We’re hardly able to stay calm. The day will be filled with superfantastichugelyawesome FUN.

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Drunken Elephant

I finally went to lunch with a co-worker today. We’ve tried to get together for lunch for a few months and it has become comical how many times we’ve had to cancel. Today the planets must have aligned because there we were tucking into two plates of Drunken Noodle with Shrimp.

The restaurant is on a busy corner just off campus and I swear there are more kids on campus in the Fall than there are in the Spring. Maybe I just think that’s true coming off a summer session that seemed pretty light to me. Once again, I’m thrilled to be working there and I’m thrilled to have a colleague who likes to eat on the daring side. Not that Thai is that daring, but at least it is different and SPICY. The Nam Prik Dang (or as I like to call it Hell in a Jar) rocked my boat.

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Before My Sister Gets Me

Monday night my sister and I went out to dinner and while we were on the way home she said I had plenty of fodder for the blog. I figured it was about time I used all of that material up.

We went to a local restaurant that does a Cheap Date Night and we scored big. For $35 we split a bottle of wine, a house salad, a bowl of penne pasta with puttanesca sauce and bread pudding for dessert. De-darn-licious. My sister is a pretty good cheap date. As far as good material, all I’ll say is that she got a little loopy on the wine. Good times.

While we were headed to the restaurant, I asked if we could take The Niece to the State Fair this weekend. We’re babysitting and thought it would be fun to introduce The Niece to the thrills and chills of elephant ears, funnel cakes, cotton candy, corn dogs, greasy pizza slices and sno-cones. Oh, and all the animals too. We have permission to go and I have to admit we’re a little excited. I’m sure by the time Saturday evening rolls around the three of us will be cashed out on the couch before the sun goes down.

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The Roof is on Fire

This, my friends, is a roof.

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Where Do I Start?

Amazon. I ordered items from you on 9/15. Where’s the quick delivery and shipping times I’m so used to? This is the last time I actually pay to have shipping expedited. And, why is it so hard to find out how to contact you? I don’t want to read a bunch of pages with links on them. Give me your damn contact info. Amazon you get a big fat F today.

Mother Nature. You suck too. It is September 27th. It is still hot and humid here. In case you hadn’t noticed September 27th is Fall. Oh yeah, we need some freaking rain too.

MSN Music. When I buy a song, I expect that it will actually be the song I paid for. You name them correctly but when I play them I get some other song not even by the artist.

And, finally, to the deadbeat who sold us this house. We got a phone call here today from a company with whom you have a breach of contract. I called them back and gave them the little bit of information I had about you. So, when LTD Financial hunts your deadbeat butt down, you’ll know it was me who put them back on the trail. When people steal it really pisses me off because theft makes me have to pay more for services. Karma will hunt you down, jerk.

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P-P-P-Power

I was behind one of these on the way home this afternoon and I purposely sped up just so I could give it the Look. I was afraid the driver was going to get on the interstate and I just didn’t want him to go without a Look.

Lucky for me, the driver was going the same way as I was and once we were alone I think he gave me a show. Maybe I just want to believe he was putting the car through its paces just to show me. I turned off the radio so I could hear his engine. The Wanda Honda tried to keep pace because what the engine lacks in pick-up the driver makes up for in driving skill on back roads. I know no fear and will take curves like I’m driving a muscle car.

He gave me one last demonstration and then responsibly used his blinker and turned off the road. I was grinning like a fool.

I blame this insanity on this car…my first. Mine was black with grey detailing.

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Phone Call

My sister just called to tell me two things. I’ll be a repeat aunt again by mid-June (actually she told me a pretty specific time period but, pahlese, we must be vague on this here site). And, she mentioned she needs to go out for sister night and could it be soon. So, we’re going out on Monday night. And, they are adopting so there’s a possibility of adult beverages. We’ll see how it goes.

As it turns out I’m having a mammogram on Monday so I’ll be good and ready to go out as well. I’m also taking all of Monday off because, frankly, after sticking the girls into the vise they call an x-ray machine, I need some recovery time. This will be the second mammogram I’ve had and I’m not looking forward to it one bit. This one is supposed to be my baseline. The other one was to identify a cyst years ago.

Which has a funny story naturally. I had a cyst. I went to the surgeon to have it suctioned out. As the needle was in I asked the doctor if he ever had to fill up two of the collection tubes and he said sometimes. Then he promptly started filling up the second collection tube out of my cyst. I laughed and so did he and the nurse. Leave it to me to ask the dumbest question at just the right time.

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Never Change

SalonDOTcom has a section called Audiofile and man alive there’s some excellent music there including what I found there today. You have to have a premium membership but that’s a good $35 to spend. I think you can get monthly memberships for $6. Anyway, plugging Salon wasn’t why I started this entry. Although, really, they have great articles.

I do highly recommend finding a copy of a Bettye LaVette record. Cue that thing up and pour yourself a glass of wine. She has an outstanding and soulful delivery. And, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of her. She’s been recording music longer than I’ve been alive. Let me tell you, I dig some old school soul.

If you have a premium membership, check out the Audiofile for today and yesterday on Salon.

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Quicker than the human eye

Hong Kong Phooey I was not. This morning I dragged myself into work and when I got to the parking lot, I wondered how on earth did I just drive in. I think the sleepers in my eyes were as big as my eyes. I didn’t even notice that no one else from my office had parked in the lot. It didn’t dawn on me that I was the first person in the building until the alarm started beeping. I couldn’t get the key out of the door because I was carrying a bunch of stuff. So, you know what happened…I got the call of shame from the alarm company. I gave up the secret word and had to tell them my name. They can just put another tick mark next to my name. I’m a frapping idiot.

I spent the remainder of the day trying to design a form using software I’ve never used before. And, to top it off the upstairs toilet is STILL broken and then right after lunch the admin told us to try not to use the plumbing since they were cleaning out our pipes. Whatever. Someone needs to start paying overtime and get this plumbing stuff taken care of once and for all. This is the second time in six months we’ve been without basic freaking plumbing.

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