Aah-ite

I wrote in my notebook journal, the one that’s pretty darn private, this morning and I filled the page with sadness. Sad story after sad story after sad story. You get the picture.

My Grammie (to quote the Niece) had a stroke while recovering from surgery. She couldn’t talk at all right after it happened. I was profoundly saddened and troubled. This is a woman who loves to chat and visit. My mother and her brother were visiting this morning and my Grammie said “aah-ite”. They were shocked and happy that something as close to “alright” came out of her mouth and they could understand what she meant. I told my mother that Grammie was just exercising her street-cred. All afternoon it has been aah-ite here at the homestead. Rock on Grammie.

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Confession

It’s confession time here at F&G. I despise grocery shopping. The weekly schedule of going to the store to bring home the bacon is something I despise (I do, however, enjoy going to specialty food shops and seeing what’s there). I have always hated it. I don’t understand people who pause in grocery aisles to read the same box of mac and cheese as they read the week before. Yesterday there was a room deodorizer shilling lady at the end of an aisle trying to entice anyone and everyone to buy a sweet-smell inducing gizmo (hey, is she saying my house smells bad?). And, wouldn’t you know, someone stopped dead in her tracks and blocked the entire perpendicular and parallel aisle. I don’t care how good it smells, move your cart.

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Hey, You, Get Offa My Cloud

Last night we went out to dinner and I have finally assuaged my need for a BBQ sandwich. Ate more fries than I have in weeks to boot.

The table behind us was filled with co-workers from what has to be the loudest and shrillest office ever. I understand we were eating in a bar filled with the after work crowd. I’m down with that. What I’m not cool with is how effing loud a few of those people were at that table. One woman in particular is either a total moron or had had way too many drinks. She had that stupid “oh my god, totally, you know” thing going on. And, I don’t think she stopped to breathe. I practically jumped out of my skin at one point due to the high pitched keening. I told the better-half if I were a cat I would have run out of the place. Our check could not get to us fast enough.

Today at lunch a group of three women had the corner table and were ragging on everyone else in the restaurant. Unfortunately, I didn’t hear them bust on us. I was curious what they would say. I guess they didn’t see me miss my mouth. After they were done with lunch, they fiddled with the ring-tone on one of their phones for way too long. Yep, one phone, three fiddlers.

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Came Up With Nothing

Dead Like Me is a fabulous show. I’m surprised that I can’t seem to find who the musical guest was on the latest episode, “Rites of Passage”. Oh sure I figured out the actor’s name who played the reaped rock star, but it didn’t really seem to me that he was the one doing the singing. Anyone know anything about where I can get a soundtrack list for the show?

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Addled but not that Addled

Occasionally the contract company I work for requires all its consultants to submit time on a different schedule than usual. Would you like to guess how many emails are typically sent out to remind consultants about this? I’d guess in the neighborhood of 1.2 gazillion. Let me ponder the irony of this…we’re paid to bring enlightenment to our individual agencies/companies but we can’t be trusted to remember to turn in our timesheets? In case I’ve never mentioned it, my company is a technical company. Yes, we’re all technically savvy. I think we’re also smart enough to put a reminder on our calendars. And, I’m pretty sure the whole rule of no timesheet equals no paycheck is a rule we all remember.

The other funny thing about my involvement with this company (actually there are lots of funny things but I don’t have the energy to list them all) is my profile on the time entry system includes these words–Business Driver: Increase Revenue. Well, duh.

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My Mushy Monkey Mind

I’ve been on-site at the contracting job for the past two days and, really, I feel like I’ve been in a cave. I have no knowledge of the outside world except the snippets I hear on the car radio.

For the record dickcheney scares me more than any terrorist threat. Is he a fear-monger or what?

My grandmother has to have part of her colon removed. The surgery is tomorrow evening at 6pm. Good thoughts are appreciated.

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Recycled Shelving

I’ve put off doing something about the closet in our guest bedroom for far too long. We store wine, small appliances, bedding and all kinds of crapola in that closet. It was really a pain in the neck trying to either get something out of it or put something back. Today, I took everything out and vacuumed then mentioned to the better-half that I’d like to put some shelving in there. The better-half said, “come on, let’s go down to the garage”.

In about 2 hours time we scrounged through all the leftover wood that we tore out of the basement and made a shelving unit. The unit may not win any Stylin’ and Profilin’ awards, but it sure does its job.

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Mostly Good

My sister called my mother today to report in after the storm. They are fine and think their place missed being torn apart or flooded. They can’t go to the house yet, but their sources tell them that it doesn’t look like the storm surge came over the dunes at their location. They are a little stir-crazy from being cooped up for so long but are fine. My uncle and family down in Miami missed too much of a bad thing and are glad to finally be able to take the shutters off the house.

My grandmother may have to have surgery and has already told the doctor he has to figure out a way to remove only part of her colon because she’s not going to end her life with a bag. I said “Way to go, Grammie”.

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Get a move on, Frances

If you are watching the coverage, my sister and her husband live in New Smyrna Beach, FL. I’m sure we won’t hear from her until late Monday or early Tuesday because of infrastructure issues.

It sure does stink watching horrible events unfold on teevee especially when people you care about are in harm’s way.

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The Harvest

And, lo, when the moon is a “bad moon rising”, ye shall harvest ye potatoes.

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