I Don’t Mind Picking Favorites

For those of you who have been playing the Frog and Goat music game at home you know that one of my all-time favorite songs is “Summertime”. I like nearly every version of that–Janis Joplin’s is playing right now. A close second is “At Last”. Did anyone else happen to tune into A&E’s Breakfast with the Arts this morning? Cyndi Lauper kicked musical ass with her rendition of “At Last”. I’ve always liked Cyndi because she is just so unusual.

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That Cat is Making Me Very Angry

I was entering the previous entry into the blog when I heard a high pitched whine from the den. It sounded like an alarm. It was an alarm. For the evil cat had just vomited all over the power block that the Christmas tree was plugged into. So, basically, the cat almost set the house on fire. That would have really pissed me off.

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Baked Goodness

Yesterday the better-half and I made Stollen and we had to make a few substitutions. The substitutions didn’t distract from the outcome at all. One of the substitutions was using almond extract instead of vanilla. I know you’re asking yourself who doesn’t have vanilla. I had some that I’d made from a vanilla bean and vodka (ala M. Stewart) but somehow it had gotten moldy. We also had no rum but had kirsch so in it went. The result was brilliantly good and we’ve put a good and proper dent in the loaf already.

Here’s the recipe: Stollen, 350 degree oven
2 1/2 cups flour
2 1/2 tsp baking powder
3/4 cup sugar
1/4 tsp mace
1/2 tsp salt
1/8 heaping tsp cardamom
3/4 cup pulverized almonds
1/2 cup butter (softened)
1 cup cottage cheese
1 egg
1/2 tsp vanilla (we used almond)
1/2 tsp almond extract
2 tbs rum or rum flavoring (we used kirsch)
1/2 cup currants
1/2 cup golden raisins
1/4 cup candied lemon peel
3 tbs melted butter
2 tbs vanilla sugar (I put a vanilla bean in a glass jar then piled on the sugar and sealed and it sits in the refrigerator for times like these)

Put the butter in a large bowl–I quartered it to make it easier to work with. Pulverize the almonds and add to the bowl. Add the sugar. I did a quick job of cutting in–not too much though. Then we sifted all the dry ingredients and added that to the bowl. I cut in the dry ingredients and then gave a quick stir. Then we added the egg, the cottage cheese and all liquid flavorings to the blender. I pressed mix for about 30 seconds–everything was well incorporated.

Add the contents of the blender into the bowl and mix. Add currants, raisins and lemon peel and mix. I used my hands to make sure everything came together. At this point make sure you put everything into the bowl (this is my mother’s suggestion since there are so many ingredients).

Then the better-half took over–he’s the bread maker in the family. He crafted an oval with the dough (he used his hands but I’m sure a roller would work too). Then we put half of the melted butter over the dough. Then he folded over to the edge. You could also go about 3/4 of the way to the edge as well.

Put a cookie sheet into a brown paper bag (it was tough finding one without advertising all over it–thanks marketing!). Put the oval on the paper bag and slide into the oven. Bake for an hour at 350. Check it at the hour mark and if it is browned (tan-ish-really). Take it out (we did the toothpick trick for doneness) and then brushed on the remainder of the melted butter. And, finally, sprinkle the vanilla sugar on top.

Cool and then enjoy. Actually we let it cool just long enough to cut it and eat. This morning we re-heated in the toaster oven and slathered on some margarine–more butter works too but we’ve been going through butter like a hot knife through butter. Hehe.

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No Two Are Alike

Today it has been snowing off and on since early this morning. It is the kind of snow that should make everyone happy–all the people who like to say “Look it’s snowing” can and everyone who hates the idea of shoveling can say “Look it’s not sticking”. Egalitarian snow…the best kind. Now, if it would only stick.

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Chainsaw Symphony

How long after a major hurricane can one expect not to have to listen to the discordant sounds of chainsaws? Instead of dueling banjos we have dueling chainsaws across the creek. Both are equally scary.

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Me No Like

This is a tad disturbing…quick read that article before it is gone.

It is a good thing there’s the good ol’ Way Back Machine.

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Every Last Boring Detail

The other night I washed the wine glasses we’d used the night before (so sue me, I leave them on the counter until I get to them) and put them in the drying rack. I draped the damp kitchen towel over the drying rack–I also washed the pots from the night before (get over it! they had been rinsed but no soap applied). Not too much later, I needed the towel again and grabbed it. I’m not sure how this happened but the towel got tangled in the drying rack and the nearest wine glass flew through the air with the greatest of ease until it shattered on the floor.

I break wine glasses all the time when I am stone-cold sober. Fill that wine glass up, send me into a wind tunnel and have me run over hot coals and I will not spill nor will I drop that glass.

There were two unfortunate consequences to the glass shattering. I had to dump out the cat food bowls (that I had just filled) and refill them. During the part where I vacuumed after the better-half swept, I managed to strip another piece of the cheap-ass linoleum off the floor. Did I mention how much I dislike my kitchen? This is at least the third or fourth time I’ve managed to mangle the kitchen floor by vacuuming.

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Didn’t We Already Know This?

Why is this news-worthy? I don’t mean to be insensitive to those people infected, but come on—if no one was sure CJD could be transmitted via blood then why is it a standard question during the screening process for everyone who donates blood?

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Ways to Torture Me

Way Number 1 to torturing me: if I speak to you, speak back. You have no idea how long it took me to get to the point where I feel okey dokey about saying hello, smiling, etc (I was once very shy). I know you don’t know me but I see you frequently in the hallways and ladies room and it won’t kill you to pretend to be friendly. Otherwise I may retaliate to your rude behavior by calling you the nasty nickname I have for you.

Way Number 2 to torturing me: not keeping your websites up, blogspot. What is your problem anyway?

Way Number 3 to torturing me: if I tell you we (as in our company) are not interested in whatever crap you are selling don’t go around me and send us email asking us the same damn thing I just told you we weren’t interested in…just because I sit at the desk closest to the door doesn’t mean I don’t wield the power, sales jerk.

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The Sanctity of Marriage

If everyone is worried about giving gays and lesbians the right to get married because that right will somehow undermine “marriage” and disrupt the idea of “family”, then why aren’t people fined or jailed when they get divorced? Isn’t that act just as potent in the mockery of marriage and family?

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