Can’t Watch the Promos

Is anyone else highly disturbed by the commercials for the new FX series Nip Tuck?

I’m seriously grossed out whenever one of the two ads for Nip Tuck comes on. I usually watch FX while walking on the treadmill (because Buffy is on in the morning) and I thought it was bad enough having to watch a gazillion ads for “when your period doesn’t behave” and whatever sex, drugs and guns movie is going to play during primetime. Now I have to either look away or close my eyes when the Nip Tuck ads come on.

I will say this for FX they sure do market the heck out of their shows. First I was bombarded by Lucky ads, then Orlando Jones ads and now this latest show.

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Tunes (Free)

Thanks to you, Barry White. Now when I hear it thunder I’ll think it is you singing instead of the angels bowling.

I’ve got some used CDs that they wouldn’t let me trade-in. Give me the details in the Comments section if you want me to mail one or two to you….these are all I have and when they are gone, they are gone.

Fastball-All the Pain Money Can Buy
U2-Achtung Baby
Matchbox 20-Yourself or Someone Like You
Jude-King of Yesterday
The Crystal Method-Vegas
Creed-Human Clay
Damion Wolfe-he’s a local artist

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Baby Talk-Monster Truck

On the way to work today I saw a jacked up pickup truck with the license plate “Big Twuc”. Dude, if you are going to show us how macho you are by spending lots of coin on jacking up your truck then don’t use baby talk on your license plate.

And, why is it that I live in a town where needing a step ladder to get into your truck is fashionable?

While I’m at it is anyone else disturbed that sweet little Calvin has been turned into this evil pissing child?

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Wednesday Rain

After all the rain we had this spring, it hasn’t rained in 2 weeks. Today it is and I’m so glad. The yard needed it and my windshield was becoming a dried-out-repository for bug carcasses. Enough already with the dead bugs.

Here’s a good article from Arianna Huffington.

Yesterday I read some of the About Time book and actually had a few “ah ha” moments. Yes, I was chuckling over a science book. Life is great.

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Cat Scratch Fever

I was reading the NY Times online (so much easier to read than my own online hometown newspaper) and came across this article . Since I’ve been known to say I’m itching while I’m actually scratching I found this article to be interesting. Also, it uses the term positron (who knew that wasn’t totally a Trek word)–ok, I’m sure anyone who passed Bio in college knows that’s a real word. I had Broom Hilda (like the cartoon) for Bio in college and got a D….must have been nodding off during positron discussions.

Speaking of scratching, Leon (the cat) couldn’t get enough last night. He would not let me stop. I was happy to oblige since there were 2 deer in the backyard last night and since Leon was on the back of the sofa I could kneel on the sofa, scratch him and watch the deer. One was in the actual grass until I cranked AC/DC on the porch speakers. They are beautiful animals until they decimate my hostas and azaleas. I’ll have to get pictures developed and have my version of Wild Kingdom on this site in the future.

Please, stay on the edge of your seats in anticipation.

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Brand New Day

Today is the first “real” day at the new job. I’m working for the better half now and am no longer a consultant at the Commonwealth of Va. I went from a job that could have been cut at any moment because of budget woes to a job that pays me $0.00. Great plan, eh?

I made chicken salad for lunch from some of the leftover grilled chicken from our porch party. I have to say it was whippin’ good. That is one of the perks of hiring your spouse–she brings in lunch.

The perk for me is that I have my own desk. I used to share one cube with 3 other people. Another perk is being able to update my blog and not worry about the boss seeing me do it–not that I ever did that as a consultant–honestly, it is true.

Here’s something that made me lay my head down on my desk and laugh .

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Porch Party

We invited family and extended family to a porch party yesterday. Extended family barely RSVP’d and didn’t show. The rest of us seemingly had a good time. Although, I usually get that impression and then all hell breaks loose later. I’ve decided that I just don’t have the energy anymore to figure out everyone’s motive. Maybe I’m paranoid in thinking everyone has a motive and I should just get over myself. My father still isn’t talking to me–which is an amazing feat considering he was invited to my house, showed up, ate food and then took some leftover lumber home. Probably no one else noticed. I did and I guess this is just the way it is.

Not to be a total downer….my sister got the job at NASA and will be moving to FL in August. This is a big summer for her…gets her PhD and a new job and will have some time to get articles ready for publication. WHOOOOOOHOOOO. Double-kudos to you.

Today we’re headed to Mt. Crawford, VA to get some books for our week at the beach (which is not until August). Mt. Crawford is home to a serious book fair and we usually try to go once a year to stock up on reading material for the beach…and beyond.

The better half got the latest Harry Potter for his birthday and cruised through it in 2 days. I have to finish my book about time before I can read it but semi-dry science is having a bitter battle with my need for Harry. We’ll see which one wins.

To end this totally disjointed entry–I think I bruised the top of my left thumb turning off the water in the shower this morning. We have a long handle that controls the shower and my hand slipped off it and my thumb raked across the long skinny end. Man that hurt.

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Double-Header

We went to the Richmond Braves vs Toledo Mudhens game last night.

It was a double-header and, man, did it stretch out. We finally gave up around 10:50. The Braves lost both games. The first score was 3-0 and then 3-2. I ended up rooting for good plays even though I suppose I should fawn over the Braves. I’m not sure what their standing is but it can’t be good–I think between the 2 games they went through 5 pitchers. It could have been more–we lost count.

When we were walking up to the box office an older couple asked if we already had tickets. No sir. They had two box seat tickets from a rained out game and told us to take them and exchange them for seats. Thanks Mr. & Mrs. Baseball. We ended up sitting in the same section as Mr. & Mrs. Baseball and thanked them again. Then Mrs. Baseball asked us if we wanted one of the inflatable balls some organization was handing out. We declined and she said she was going to try to get some for the grandkids. She scored two balls–hope the grandkids were happy. I also saw Mrs. Baseball running down some free Bubble Yum during a promo between innings. I’m not sure if she chewed or if that was added to the pile for the grandkids.

It was a great night for baseball. Hot but not too bad. We also got to see a game of Beeper Ball during the break between games. Beeper Ball is where blind people play a version of baseball. The ball has a beeper in it and 1st and 3rd bases are replaced with traffic cones that beep. The “celebrity” team (sighted local celebs who are blindfolded) had their butts kicked in the game.

The only complaints are these:

Dominics–quit putting the cooked sausage in a bun and then in the steam box. The bread is nasty after that.

Obnoxious people–just stay away from me for crying out loud. A father and grown daughter got the “I’ll-kick-your-butt-in-a-second-and-not-break-a-sweat” stare when they came down from the cheap seats and spent their 20 minutes in the section bad mouthing both the Braves and the Mudhens. The stare was given when the daughter ragged on a player with the same last name as mine–she said “Inge, what kind of last name is that?” They left shortly after the death stare. Goodbye and good riddance.

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The First Wolf Trap of the Summer

The better half and I went to Wolf Trap Friday evening to hear Los Lobos and Buddy Guy. If you’ve never been to Wolf Trap I strongly urge you to go. We took a picnic dinner and spread our “Neat Sheet” out on the ground. It rained earlier in the day so we were concerned that once we sat on the Neat Sheet that we’d slide all the way down the hill, but we held tight. The Neat Sheet was awesome. It repelled the damp and was soft enough that I didn’t feel like I was sitting on a tarp. For our picnic we had green olives stuffed with blue cheese, mini pitas and Roasted Sweet Pepper Hummus, Blarney smoked cheese, crackers and an excellent hard salami. We also drank some Trinity Hill, which I think is so awesome that driving to NoVa to get it is not an issue. We also had a Sangiovese as well. Before you start thinking we’re total alcoholics remember that we drank 2 bottles of wine over a long stretch of time.

Los Lobos appeared on stage around 8pm and their first song was a little rough. We thought it kind of sounded like a sound-check but after that they rocked. They played for about an hour and ten minutes and wailed on all their songs. Now I remember why I like them so much. The bari sax was outstanding. 2 drummers–whoa nelly.

Buddy Guy was on stage around 9:15 or 9:30. He was amazing. He plays a mean guitar, is funny and can sing like nobody’s business. At 10 I was in the Ladies (remember the 2 bottles of wine?) and thought I can’t believe it is 10pm and I’m this wound up and this rocked up. A far cry from what I’m normally doing at 10. He went on and played until 10:45 when, apparently, he had to stop–I guess there’s a noise issue with the neighbors.

Saturday morning it was actually sunny for a little while and we met the better half’s aunt and uncle at Anita’s for breakfast. Mexican for breakfast is one of the best ways to start your day…who cares about Wheaties. It was really nice seeing them and his aunt gave us a show when she dropped the ketchup bottle (for her hash browns) into the salsa container. Salsa flew through the air. We all cracked up. I didn’t know this about her but she’s known as the klutzy one in the family.

After breakfast we went to Sutton Place Gourmet and got 2 bottles of the Trinity Hill wine and I got some pate (made Individual Beef Wellingtons for the better half’s birthday–a Rachael Ray recipe). We also went by Whole Foods Grocery and got some Lamb sausage–which is tonight’s feast.

After enduring horrible traffic getting out of NoVa (shame on you people for not voting for the bond that would continue to pay for roads), we turned off in Fredericksburg to get some Carl’s ice cream. To die for. Then we took the scenic route home.

The better half liked all his birthday presents and the dinner. I’ve eaten lots of different things in my life but I still can’t stand liver (of course I got too much pate so I’m not sure who is going to eat that). I thought after becoming a fan of Haggis (a couple of years ago in Scotland) and Steak and Kidney pie (in England) that I would be past my dislike of liver. I almost had to spit the pate into my napkin last night. I think the next time I make the Beef Wellington I’ll use pate on the better half’s and extra mushroom on mine.

For our next trip to Wolf Trap I’m going to come up with a more sophisticated picnic. I should start planning it now…only one month away. Every thing has to be portable in the cooler and easy to eat as we’ll be on the lawn again.

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Just Wondering

Why is that the Plastics Council needs to advertise? Come on. Plastic is everywhere. Look around.

Am I supposed to shop around for a different plastic manufacturer? Get a better price on plastic at a local retailer vs. one on the internet?

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