Microwave King

I dragged myself to the grocery store after work yesterday. I like to cook, but general grocery store shopping is something I loathe. Shopping at a fancy store for a special meal is entirely different than making sure I buy a bag of onions and a refill for the window cleaner spray bottle. By the way, the generic window cleaner stuff was half the price of Windex and they sat right next to each other on the shelf. Hi, I’ll spend that $2 on something else.

I got in the check-out line and I was behind a guy in his late twenties. He is the microwave king. He had about 8 3-minute pizzas, several bags of that frozen meal in a bag stir-fry stuff, a large bag of cereal, a dozen of those little servings of ravioli, a big bottle of wine, a jug of OJ and a jug of milk. Oh, and Lunchables. He’s probably a barrel of laughs at work if he’s bringing Lunchables to the office. Yes, I was being judgmental in the check-out line. Hard to believe, I know.

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Weekend=Good, Weekend=Short

We worked in the yard/garden for most of the weekend. I cut the nearly knee-high grass. I burned the crap out of my shoulders–yes, the one who is always going on and on about sunscreen totally missed a swath of skin on my back (was wearing a sleeveless shirt on Saturday) and am now paying for it. I was also bit by some critter on the back of my leg and let me tell you don’t want to look up pictures of spider bites on google unless you actually want to throw up.

We went to a party for my master’s program. It was fun. We were some of the last to leave which I felt bad about, because I don’t like being the last one to leave. We got out of there just in the nick of time before it turned into one of those “when are these people going to leave” moments. We nearly made the professor in charge of the program cry with our thank-you gift. We also found out she won an award that several of us had nominated her for–pretty prestigious award and she’ll be honored at graduation on Saturday. That was really wonderful and very exciting.

As we were sitting in the backyard late Sunday afternoon drinking a beer, I said I think I need to take next Monday off. So! I’ll be celebrating graduation by skipping work on Monday a week from now. Oh happy day, indeed.

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Wondering

Is it ever going to stop raining?

Have you ever experienced this situation…you see a train wreck coming but you just have to let the train wreck happen even if you are a passenger on the train?

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Suggestions

I’m interested in really developing my project mayhem at work. Last year we deployed the Annoy-a-tron noise maker and I need to come up with something new.

There’s an In/Out board right outside my office and people are obssessed about the board. I frequently hear folks out there arranging blue dots, making notations about their schedules, etc. One person in particular spends much of her time complaining about how much work she has to do and yet she spends a lot of time at the In/Out board. What does it matter really…is the person’s office light on or not? You had to walk past their office to get to the board, you know whether they are here or not. Pick up the phone or send an email.

I’ve rearranged the In/Out blue dots into smiley and frowny faces and I’ve taken some of the blue dots off (especially around my name). Today I got to work and someone had written on the board that it was for business only but other announcements or drawings should be posted on the white board next to the In/Out board. I guess the frowny face yesterday was a bit too much for the In/Out elite to handle.

What are your ideas on other office pranks I can pull–I don’t have the time, energy or supplies to fill someone’s office with post-it notes so the ideas have to be small, quick and cheap. I need to be in and out (no pun intended!) of offices quickly to escape detection.

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Only Six?

For grins this morning, I thought I’d search for the word irritated in my posts. Only 6 posts popped up. I’m evidently losing my touch or the search engine was being kind to me this morning.

To counteract all the whiny-hiney that’s been going on around here of late, I present (last night the better-half and I snorted our way through this mash-up):

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Irritated

So, this morning there was a SNAFU related to an email I sent on 4/14. You’d think in nearly a month that someone else would have decided to take care of the problem instead of waiting for a miracle to occur. As with most miracles, they are hard to predict so it’s just best to go ahead and take care of the problem when you find out about it.

Instead I get asked why I didn’t do more than I already did this morning–which was way more than I needed to do. I responded by saying I acted as a stop gap to get us over the immediate bump and didn’t see the point in me alerting the media that there was a problem since I did that a month ago and had been giving continuous updates in the meantime. I did take measures to help with a solution to the problem but until the person who “owns” the course in question actually acts there’s not a whole lot I can do.

Just because I get to work early and am frequently the only one anyone can find doesn’t mean that I have to do a bunch of crap because I have enough to do with the courses I “own”. I’m not my unit’s keeper.

I am way too frustrated by incompetence or lack of giving a shit–I work in state government and should be used to it by now.

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This heart of mine is singing/Lover come back to me

I’m transitioning back to Coach. No need to keep carrying the book bag.

Hello lover…you smell so good:

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Anyone else have wanderlust?

I’m ready to go somewhere and do something different. The better-half and I are headed to Chicago at the end of the month–I’ll spend a few days in class and then we’ll traipse around.

The better-half sent me a link to The Wednesday Chef site–she just went to Paris. That picture of radishes makes me want to go to Paris right now–and I have never really had the need to go to Paris.

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Cooking

The MIL is in the hospital and things aren’t looking good for her at all. My calm husband is handling things well. He’s waiting for the doctor’s rounds this morning before coming home. He told me not to go to the hospital this morning so I’m doing the only thing I know how to do in times like this…I’m cooking. He has been eating whatever crap is served at hospitals (McDonald’s is in the lower level) and so I’m making a vegetable (mostly our own from last summer), ham and bean soup. It seems weird to be making soup this early in the morning, but there you go. Nutritious, comforting food.

This afternoon my school team and I are presenting our findings to our client–our superfantastic, humongous project will be complete after our presentation. Couldn’t be a worse day but at least I already had the day off to do that and I figure I can re-read my presentation notes while stirring a soup pot and fielding emails and phone calls.

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Party Like It’s Your Birthday

Girls swinging from big rings, nearly naked girls and boys, boys with dreds playing horns–what’s not to like?

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