Frog and Goat

Did you hear the $239 Million Dollar Jackpot Winner finally came forward? While we were in that area last weekend we heard folks gossiping about who the winner might be. My favorite part of the interview is where the winner says “Sweetheart and I might get lost for a couple of days.”

When I was in kindergarten I went to school only for a half day. During half day kindergarten we got a snack during the middle of the session.

For April Fool’s Day my mother helped me cook up the best gag ever. During show and tell I was to tell everyone I had a box of twinkies that I was going to share for snack time. I practiced the night before and my mother thought I had it down.

When it was my turn, I took my box of twinkies up front and told them how I was going to share. I waited until the kids went wild then held up my twinkie box and showed them it was empty.

Nothing like starting off my school career on a good foot.