A Much Needed Break

I am officially on vacation and do not have to be back in the office until January 2nd. On January 2nd, a less than bright person decided to schedule an all-day meeting. Who does things like that? The day that everyone at the meeting will be returning from a long weekend if not a week or more of vacation and they schedule an all-day meeting. Brilliant, I tell you, brilliant.

I am actually going to have lunch with my work buddies tomorrow since we couldn’t quite get our acts together for Christmas. So, I will be in the hell building for a short amount of time.

Today we’re off in search of a new TV. The better-half did a bunch of research and we know exactly what we want and we know the store that carries it. The store happens to be out of town so we’re packing the cooler. There’s schmancy food stores in this other town–we plan on cooking wondrous things over this break. I also have a pile of books and a cabinet that needs to be painted. Above and beyond those few things, I think there will be movie watching and lounging about.

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About Half Way Through

I had my last class of the semester last night and I’m not as relieved about it being over as I have been about other classes. It’s not that I loved this class but I finished my paper so early that it felt like a non-event to finally turn it in. 6 classes down, 7 to go.

I got to campus early yesterday to take some books over to the library and then walked through the student commons building to get over to my classroom building. I was amazed–students studying. Everywhere. I guess the last week of exams does that. Usually when I’m hanging out on campus I see some kids studying but a lot of them aren’t. Usually, most of them are on their cell phones.

It is a nice feeling to tell nearly everyone that you’ll see them again next semester and to know that those people in other programs who were particularly annoying you won’t see again. That one educator with the loud voice and the disapproving tone won’t be missed.

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Let The Record Show

We had dinner on the screened porch tonight. It wasn’t until about 9:15 that I said I had to get up because it felt chilly. 79 degrees in December is not right.

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Ho Ho Ho

I picked up The Niece from school on Friday and while I was prepared to show ID the women behind the Office counter said you must be here for The Niece. My sister used to work at the school and we look enough alike that I didn’t have to show ID*. Then we talked about what a mess The Niece is. Sure enough after a little bit of time, The Niece came down the hallway shouting my name and the better-half’s name. I stepped out into the hallway and away we went. Of course we couldn’t get out of the parking lot without The Niece saying goodbye to one of the cafeteria workers–by bellowing from the back seat of my car.

I think this was one of the best weekends we’ve spent together. Friday afternoon she requested a piece of paper and a pen. She drew a graph so she could count all the maple leaves and shells she and the better-half found on their walk in the woods. The better-half let her use a small clipboard so the geekery was complete. I could only think that my scientist sister would be pleased.

Last night we went to see the lights at the garden. It had been years since the better-half and I were there. The lights were very pretty. The Niece and I wrote wishes down on sticky notes and posted them on the Wishing Wall. I wished for Peace and The Niece wrote: “I love my family” and then she drew little figures at the bottom. She insisted we stop in the gift store to buy something for her family. We ended up buying icicles for their tree. The Niece was concerned about buying one for Lil Elvis but I insisted. If she pokes someone’s eye out with it, oops.

As we were getting out of the car at home, we heard the sirens and music of Santa on the fire truck and so we waited at the end of the driveway for Santa to show up. He took quite awhile to come up our street presumably because there are some kids down the street and then so many volunteers live further down our road that I’m sure there was quite a bit of chatting going on. Santa stopped at our house and spoke to The Niece and his helpers passed out candy canes. It totally rocked and we nearly lost our minds with how cool it was that Santa! stopped right at our house.

This morning just as I was about to dominate in Monopoly, The Niece offered me some of her money for us to quit playing and move on to another game. I took the bribe. She and the better-half played chess and then her dad picked her up.

I’m a little surprised the better-half and I are still awake–we usually head right for nap time after she leaves.

*Don’t worry, they had a note that I was coming and I filled out the paperwork and really there’s no mistaking that The Niece and I belong together with all the shouting of greetings and hugging. There are other mitigating circumstances that also make this lapse in ID showing OK.

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I’ll be taking my copy to the office tomorrow

From Harry G. Frankfurt’s On Bullshit

In consequence, we have no clear understanding of what bullshit is, why there is so much of it, or what functions it serves. And we lack a conscientiously developed appreciation of what it means to us. In other words, we have no theory.

We may not have a theory but we sure have evidence of it and, I, for one, am sick of it. I’ve reached my bullshit quota for the year and hereby declare that I am done with bullshit for 2007.

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Ask Me If I Care And The Answer Will Be No

Twice this morning someone has wandered by my office, interrupted me and asked where so-and-so is. I have directed them down the hall. The first person evidently is a true dumbass or one of those people with the can’t understand directions learning disabilty (in which case, self-disclose and I won’t be irritated) because after I pointed and told him the next door on the right he came back still lost. Then I was forced to get up and go out into the hall to show him what I meant when I pointed and said the next door on the right. Oh that door on the right. Yes, the one on the right. Then, I got up to go get cream for my coffee and saw him totally go the wrong way even though a sign directly in front of him urged him to go right. A sign with a big arrow on it. Maybe he has a disability that forces him to go left in order to go right. Or maybe my dumbass assessment is right on the money.

After the second lost soul interrupted me I got up and shut my door. I did not move out here to become the freaking stationmaster or the chatty-cathy-hi-hello-good-morning-fifty-times-even-though-I-already-told-you-that girl.

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The Thistle & Shamrock

The better-half wrote a program that captures the stream of our local public radio station for playback at a later time. Tonight we’ve been enjoying The Thistle & Shamrock and The Electric Croude.

I used to work in a bookstore immediately following graduation from college and we listened to a ton of pubic radio there. I worked weekends and listening to Fiona Ritchie was one of the high points for me. I haven’t kept up with the show in years so I’m really glad that it is on our “capture”. Now, if I can convince George Maida to kill the cricket all will be well.

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It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells

The self-kicked ass is bruised but the first draft of the paper is done and now I can go cut my fingernails. Hey, I had to come up with some sort of motivation because the whole idea of motivation through brilliant (heh) scholarship just wasn’t moving me to write the paper.

But, slightly long fingernails (I like them short) clacking away on the keyboard made me get this paper done. It is one page shorter than the minimum number of pages required but I do not care. I figure if I’ve said everything I need to and if I’ve demonstrated critical thinking then a page short will just have to do.

The paper is for my Educational Evaluation class and like a crazy freak I decided to evaluate an organizational process instead of something simple like a training program. But, a girl must go with her strengths and I love to think about organizational things and given the fact that my organization just laid off about half of its employees gave me the perfect starting place. The professor liked my idea and said I had thought out my goals and objectives so well that she was pleased and looked forward to reading the paper. Of course she said this in an email on Thanksgiving so it is possible she was in a turkey coma at the time.

Excuse me, but I have a date with nail clippers and a beer.

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It Figures

This morning I got into the car and found my keys. They were wedged in between the driver’s seat and the center console. I had to wrench them out of there. I think the fabric at the base of the seat had covered them and we missed them in our multiple searches of the car.

The key opens the car door and starts the car. So much for what I thought all that programming and immobilization meant. I figured if the car and keys were reprogrammed the car wouldn’t start with the old key. At least the old key won’t remotely open the car or trunk or set the alarm, but a car thief could have certainly driven the car away.

We moved offices on Monday and it sucks at the new location. For starters it is farther away for nearly all of us. There’s a heating/air conditioning unit on the roof that happens to be right over my office. That thing is loud as hell all morning. Then there’s the constant chit chat, hollering and marching about that goes on there. I do have a door and that’s something I haven’t had in years.

This weekend I’m going to kick my own ass because I have a paper due on the 12th and I’ve done hardly any work on it. I really need to finish it this weekend because next weekend we’re babysitting The Niece all weekend and there won’t be much time for homework.

Speaking of school, I participated in the MEd panel last night. There were four of us talking to a class of undergraduates. I think it went OK. We’re all pretty passionate about what we do and we all have interesting stories to tell about how we got where we are today. The class was a little subdued but the professor reported that there was much conversation after we left.

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When Did This Become OK?

We went out to dinner last night and a woman changed a kid’s diaper right in the booth. Hi. We’re eating over here.

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