There were three people at the office today. I was the only one upstairs. Therefore, no poop on the bathroom floor today. I never thought I’d hope for days like that, but now I do.
I watched two young women film what I assume was a class project. The building directly across the street from my office is a deep red color with electric blue and white accents. One of the women was dressed in a bright yellow jacket, black leggings and red shoes. She was wearing a white iPod. The photog took lots of video of the subject dancing around in front of the red wall. And, lots of close-ups of the iPod. Because, you know, no one knows what that thing looks like.
To the young man driving a F-150 (I’m from Mechanicsville, I know makes of pick ups) exiting Rite-Aid at Broad and Belvidere-I don’t care how much you think you’re owed the right to pull out in front of me you have two choices. Wait your turn or hit me. My insurance is better than yours. Seriously, he revved his engine at me and rolled back and forth while we waited at the light. I was already way too close to the Lexus in front of me to consider letting him in. If he had asked, I probably would have figured out how to let him in. As it was, he had to kiss my FAT ASS.
Today it is above 80. All the flowering trees are flowering. And, I’m sneezing. Nothing like getting a jump start on the allergy season.