I Must Come Clean

I know I’ve publicly ranted about the abysmal customer service we usually receive at Lowe’s. Seriously bad customer service. I don’t think I’ve ever been in an aisle and had an employee ask me if I need any assistance. I have had them push past me so they can get to wherever they are going to stand around and ignore me. We sarcastically say “Assistance Needed In The Key Cutting Aisle” on occasion because nearly every time we’re in the store that freaking automated voice shrieks over and over again. People, find another key cutter. For crying out loud, Kroger will do it for you. Walk next door and get them to cut your key.

I have to confess that we recently bought a ceiling fan from them and we received a 10% coupon in the mail the other day that we are going to use. Why? Because we need another ceiling fan and they have a bathroom light fixture we really like. I’m dismayed but the Home Depot just isn’t beating them in the fan/lighting department.

I feel as guilty stepping out on Home Depot as I did the time my former boss and I missed our flight out of Orlando and had to hang out in the airport for 5 hours (or more) and we got our hair cut at the Hair Port. The haircut was her idea but I went along with it and then had to apologize all over myself when I went to my regular hair stylist to the stars and she could tell that someone had butchered my hair. I should point out that as soon as I sat down in her chair I confessed. That was back in the early 90s and I haven’t cheated on her since.

I’m sorry Home Depot.

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The Majesty

This is what I like about her.

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Ich hasse Stempel punkt com

One night last week I realized that I should cancel my account with a company that lets you print your own postage. When I was selling on ebay more frequently it made sense to have the account, but since I haven’t really been doing that so often, it is silly to pay $4.49 per month to not use the service.

The kick in the head is that I have to contact them via their 800 number to cancel the account. The first day I tried I got busy tones and then was on hold for 30 minutes. I hung up the phone, marched about the house and ranted. My email to support came back saying sorry loser call us. I returned the email and said I would but your customer service group isn’t answering the phone. The support email said sorry for your trouble but call back. After marching about ranting, I sent an actual stamped (not with their stamp) letter to the CEO. I’m sure he’ll get right on it.

This afternoon I decided to spend some more time on the phone and have been on hold for over 12 minutes now. I’ll hang up at the 30-minute mark again. If I get no satisfaction this afternoon and never hear from their lame CEO (he’s lame because he runs this company) then I’m sure my credit card company will be more than happy to pull the rug out from under their draft on my account.

Update: Naturally as soon as I post this rant a customer service rep answers the phone (after 20 minutes on hold) and is very professional. The account is closed.

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Curses, foiled again!

I’m not going to be able to start the new job on Friday. A snafu with the paperwork. The new bosses are sad (they have already thrown work on my soon to be desk) and I’m bummed. I have to wait two weeks to get back in their hiring cycle. Curses.

The good news is that even more of our interior at the new house will be painted. I’ve been going to the office in the morning and painting or doing other house related projects in the afternoon. Some may think that we live here or something.

We may or may not be getting snow tomorrow. Around here no one is ever sure of winter weather. It is always “the sky is falling, the sky is falling” and then we get a little or nothing. This morning the weatherman said 6″. Today at lunch I checked their website and it said rain. I checked weatherDOTcom and it is still predicting snow. It seems hard to believe that I rode home with my window down this afternoon and snow is in tomorrow’s forecast.

Updated! Oh wait, the best part. I forgot the best part. I stopped by the grocery store on the way home and in the frozen food area a man was pushing a small child in a cart. The child was leaning over the handlebar thing and was resting his head against the man’s chest. It was all very snuggly. I smiled (after I passed them because I can not be known as that sappy lady in the grocery store). Then, I heard the unmistakable opening segment of “Blister in the Sun”. The man’s cell phone was ringing. I almost followed them home.

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Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super dooper)

I saw this after signing out of my hotmail account today.

I didn’t see any point in reading the article since I got so much joy out of the title.

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Not Everything is About the Food!

We just got back from lunch at a place where we’ve only been to dinner. We had a coupon and who doesn’t like buy one get one free? The last two times we’ve been there we’ve been treated to insanity at other tables. The last time we were there I think a small child was celebrating his birthday. The child was 2 or 3 and it is possible that someone else at the table was celebrating. The child clearly said he wanted some cake but the other people at the table, all of them adults, spoke in such loud baby talk that I really am unsure of what was going on. The kid’s pronunciation was nearly flawless.

Today at lunch a family of four let their kids throw stuff on the floor and run around a bit. How old do kids have to be before the rest of us can enjoy our meal too? Then there was the guy who put ketchup on his steak and when the ketchup came out of the bottle it sounded like he blew his nose–all wet and viscous. He also spent quite a bit of time sounding like he was hocking up a loogy. I was so sad to see him leave.

So you don’t get the idea that we are always model citizens, the better-half acted like he was going to stab me in the head with a fork. I didn’t even notice (it happens so often that I am immune to it) but the waiter did and asked if he was going to have to break it up. I told him I had it under control and then acted like I was going to karate chop the better-half.

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Sunday Night Repast

If you don’t like to cook, then I guess this week’s entries so far are boring you to tears. Sorry about that.

Sunday night we cut up pork chops into medallions. The better-half breaded and sauted the medallions. Then he made a sauce by deglazing the pan with red wine (shiraz?) and then built on the sauce from there with chicken broth, a little more flour, dried cherries, dried cranberries and golden raisins.

I cooked all day and all night to produce the polenta. Ok, what actually happened is I stepped into the pantry, grabbed the polenta, sliced it and then put it in the hot oven to bake. Then I sat down and had a glass of the red wine and talked to the better-half while he did all of the work.

We served with a salad which I did cut up and artfully arrange.

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Saag Gosht, sort of

After drooling in my keyboard the other morning, I decided we had to try this dish. Since this is my last week with time on my hands, I thought I’d give this recipe a whirl during the week instead of waiting for the weekend.

Let me start by telling you all the things I didn’t/couldn’t do. I didn’t use all of the whole spices this recipe requires simply because I couldn’t track them down in my little town. I substituted with close approximations of dried ingredients. I couldn’t find the exact cut of lamb this recipe indicated and had to buy chops. I only started with 1.63 pounds and I trimmed out the bones so I’m really not sure how much meat I ended up with. I was too lazy to track down the kitchen scale.

I did use whole cloves, a cinnamon stick and peppercorns. I was warned about all the whole spices in this recipe by Deb over at In My Kitchen but I was already pretty sure that we’d have fewer whole spices in our version than she did. She has access to better shops than I do.

Even with all these exceptions, the dish started making us wish time would speed up as soon as I got to the simmer stage of the recipe. The house smelled super.

I made some basmati rice to go with the saag gosht. I soaked the rice and then steamed it until it was soft and fluffy.

The dish was delicious and we’re going to hold onto the recipe and make it again. Next time I’m in a specialty market, I’ll look for some of the whole spices. It will be interesting to see how this dish differs with the addition of whole spices.

Here’s our version of the saag gosht:

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Like a Klaxon

At the beginning of the year I had to buy a new alarm clock because the one I bought back in 1988 or 1989 died. It didn’t exactly stop working, but started gaining time. Like 45 minutes over the course of a week. It just isn’t funny when you think you are getting up at 6am and then you find out that you actually got up at 5:15 but you don’t know that until after you’ve had your shower and gotten dressed. There’s no going back to sleep after that. I’m not that sleep talented.

My criteria for the new clock was simple. I wanted an inexpensive clock with red numbers (the better-half has a clock with green numbers and they light up the night sky–he actually has to turn the clock face down) but no other fancy bells and whistles. I’m an alarm clock purist in that I just like to have an alarm wake me.

I found this clock and the price was mighty nice. I liked the fact that it had two choices of volume. Let me tell you, if you need to raise the dead in a cemetery fifty miles from your house, get this clock. It doesn’t matter if you have it set on the “Gentle” alarm volume this alarm clock will scare you out of bed every morning. Last night I cut up a greeting card into four pieces and taped those layers of paper over the speaker. It was still a frightening experience this morning. Note to self: when a product is called Super Loud, Timex isn’t kidding.

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And then they were there

After eating breakfast this morning, the better-half and I sat at the kitchen table enjoying our coffee and looking out the window. I said, feeling a little glum, “I’m looking for turkeys, but there aren’t any”. And, not more than a few seconds later, I said “wait there are”. We got out the binoculars and watched a handful of turkeys have their morning meal.

There are several really awesome things about this little scene. We are lucky enough to have the means to eat whatever we want and as much as we want. We have a kitchen table (our other house had the world’s smallest kitchen) where we can sit and enjoy food and conversation. We own property that is perfect for animals and animal watching (semi-secluded, source of water, plenty of vegetation).

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