Someone plugged you in, And sadly they clipped your wings

Yesterday morning the better-half and I were making breakfast and I noticed Jim had brought in an animal. He had a bird and it wasn’t quite dead. The two humans just gawked and then decided that perhaps we should pick the bird up and put it outside. The better-half got on a glove and I was prepared to capture Jim so he wouldn’t follow the better-half outside.

Yeah, that plan wasn’t cool with Jim. Who took his bird, thankyouverymuch, and walked out to the porch growling the whole time. A deep growl to show us he was the king of the backyard. The bird was dispatched pretty quickly after that and Jim ate the whole thing. I ended up vacuuming a handful of feathers off the porch. The circle of life, indeed.

Yes, he’s the king:

Simon was out on the porch and could have cared less about the bird being killed and eaten. He wants you to know he’s a lover, not a fighter. Also, Purina One and the occasional Fancy Feast is good enough for him:

Our friends gave us a bunch of iris last year. Two are blooming. I love purple iris and they smell so good:

Our rose bushes in the front are beginning to pop. I know rose aficionados scoff at the miniature rose, but they are pretty and I don’t care if they aren’t some pedigreed rose from the ancient city of Rose or whereverintheheck. Pretty is good.

Our sage plant is also blooming. I fried a couple of sage leaves the other day. So good. I think the hummingbird that’s already around stops by the sage plant for a snack now and again. Let’s hope the hummingbird doesn’t become a snack.

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Last night

It’s the last night on campus for the semester. Luckily it is a beautiful evening…the school’s auto-alert system called me a few times in the middle of the night to tell me about the tornadoes in this part of the state. A lot of us in class tonight talked about how little sleep we got.

We’re all safe, of course, since we were all present in class. The news out of the rest of the South is just horrible and prompted a few of the international students to wonder if tornadoes are regular features. Apparently some countries don’t have them…I guess I slept through that part of geography class.

Now I need to figure out dinner and get the apartment ready for summer break.

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Another banner day in Paradise

I just found out the woman down the hall had her wallet stolen off her desk. We have thefts every once in awhile and always at holidays. The victim says she forgot to lock up her wallet, but still who wanders the hallways looking for wallets? Especially stealing from a bunch of people who are LOSING their jobs?

And folks wonder why I have a bad attitude.

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Testing. 1 2 3

I’m trying remote posting from my phone. If this works there will be even less worthwhile content and 50% more grammatical errors.

Bet you are as excited as I am.

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I forgot about handfuls

This song is relentless in its catchiness.

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One Day I’ll Get Back To Good

This week my supervisor sent me two job announcements and encouraged me to apply. She also asked about the other two she knows I’ve applied for but haven’t mentioned since to her. What can I say, we’re really in the “oh, crap” mode now. And, yet, we’re still trying to get work done. Except for my co-worker who deserves a smack up-side her gnarly head.

I had a meeting on campus today and I have to say if your friend is wearing short shorts then you should not be outfitted in Uggs. Actually, that’s probably advice I’d give you no matter what. Those are some ugly shoes.

I’ve turned in my final project for the online class I’m taking. It’s been a very strange experience to completely experience an asynchronous environment for an entire semester. No discussions and no comments except when the GA hands out grades/feedback for assignments. Apparently, there is a group of students who prefer this way of getting course content. I do not like it. I hope my final project for the program will be to re-write one of these courses to make it more interactive, but also self-paced. A balance of the two needs.

Speaking of balance, we were talking about balance right? I got some CDs in the mail the other day. Yes, I download MP3s frequently, but have only downloaded 1 entire album before (Radiohead’s latest). There’s something about the case art and the act of physically holding the discs that we both like. Which, technically, I haven’t done since the CDs arrived on the day I left town. The better-half put the songs on our server so I can listen today. Technology is pretty awesome even if we are sort of doing things backwards. It’s all about trying to keep the fidelity of the songs high.

One of the CDs is this one by k.d. lang. She still sounds great after all these years. The new band is also a pleasure.

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Because it’s Friday and because I found a Billie Holiday song

When I worked for a bank, I sat for awhile in a narrow room that contained a scanning station and a very expensive, very cutting edge piece of equipment. I was in charge of that piece of equipment and aside from how cool it was and the killer views of the corner where there was a car accident a week*, there was nothing much special about that room.

I had a cheap radio in there and had a mix tape (back when the mix tape was a cassette) that I’d pop in every once in awhile. One day I put on some Billie Holiday. A co-worker came in and was astounded and really excited that I even knew who Billie Holiday was. We stopped talking and finished listening to the song.

* Seriously, 7th and Franklin in Richmond used to have a car accident a week. We’d all pile into the available windows to see what happened after hearing the crash.

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Short, Sharp, Shocked

Lest you think all I do is complain about the work situation, fear not. I complain about other things. Here’s a list:

    The apartment neighbors coming home past midnight or waking up past midnight to attend to the kid who stomps. Seriously, they need to shut up.
    People who don’t realize it is, IN FACT, all about me.
    People who use all caps for no reason.
    People who “reply all” weeks after the conversation is over and the “reply all” wasn’t really necessary to begin with.
    People who don’t answer emails. I’m not asking the question for my health.
    Stupid people are stupid.
    People who answer a survey about a specific course and they tell me crap about courses I don’t even think we offer at work.
    The massive bone outside my apartment window. It’s like a brontosaurus fell down dead outside my window.
    People who make lists about one thing and then end up including work stuff even though she said she wouldn’t.
    The lack of bumper car bumpers on my car so I can push people out of the way.
    The lack of my car’s ability to puff up like a puffer fish so the moron drivers who cut me off will be able to see my displeasure. A little squid ink thrown in would be an excellent upgrade.
    Having to do math when I do not like having to do math.

Not cranky about this and I forgot his handsome face was in it:

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The Deal

So this is what I do for a living: I’m a curriculum developer for a small project that’s been running for 20 years. We’re a partnership between a university’s school of social work and the state’s department of social services. I write classroom training and someone else delivers it. Also, I’ve either been the lead writer or supporting writer on seven online courses in the six years I’ve been with the project.

Right now as our contract runs out, I’m working on a transfer of learning effort, an evaluation of an existing course, the revamping of three courses (possibly four), an online course and the maintenance on other courses. I’m also the go to person for a half dozen other projects that crop up. In other words, instead of the usual lull as the fiscal year runs out, I’m busy as f*ck.

We had one person in our unit leave last week. She starts her new job tomorrow. Awesome news, really, and I’m happy for her. That leaves one other person who does what I do, my supervisor and an editor on our team. The editor is out on medical leave for a month. So, if we have anything to post to our library while she’s gone I’m probably going to do it (that’s one of those half dozen other things).

Which brings me to the other person who does what I do. She’s basically turned into the person who can’t be trusted, who isn’t working, who lies and is a general pain in the ass. She’s done this before when we had layoffs–she was laid off and then when we were flush with cash we rehired her–and she’s doing it again. My supervisor can’t really do anything with her and so my supervisor and I are going to try to fulfill the rest of the work plan with essentially half of the staff as when we began our year.

I gently suggested yesterday that if the deadbeat co-worker really does walk out the door that we should ask for a reduction in our deliverables because it’s just wrong for two people to have to do the work of 5. I’m good, but not that good. Plus, how am I supposed to burn some leave if I’m buried under work?

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One Word

RAMS!
VCU Rams

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